Thursday, February 15, 2007

fighting fire with fire ants

No one likes a homophobe, except for maybe other homophobes and uncles. And there is no better way to cure a homophobe than by placing things in that homophobe's ass*. So Tim Hardaway just needs to have things inserted in his bum. My first thought was fire ants.

What would YOU put up Tim Hardaway's ass?

*The asterisk denotes that this fact is based on scientific fact, although I can't find any scientific facts to back this up.